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I Do Believe Introductions Are In Order

Well, here we are. To anyone fortunate or unfortunate enough (I do not discriminate) to find themselves here on my … Continue reading I Do Believe Introductions Are In Order

Happy Anniversary Dear

Today marks yet another year my wife hasn’t realized that she could do much better than me. So win for … Continue reading Happy Anniversary Dear

Stay classy, stay safe, and, above all else, Stay grumpy. Continue reading Busy Busy Busy…

Look, I know braiding your wee one’s hair can be a daunting thing. You don’t know how tight to make … Continue reading How To Braid Hair Like A Boss

So it’s no secret that I’m a nerd. I mean, it’s in the name for heaven’s sake; I am THE … Continue reading Shhhh, Don’t Tell Momma!

Stay classy, stay safe, and, above all else, Stay grumpy. Continue reading Beat That!

Man, I seem to be doing a lot of these kinds of posts lately. Well howdy my grumps and boy … Continue reading Yes, I Am Still Alive

Yeah yeah yeah, this is one of THOSE posts where I’m serious and talk about things that aren’t funny. Y’know, … Continue reading BIG Changes

Look, I get it. A dad bod is hard to keep up!!! I mean, you gotta have those chiseled calves, … Continue reading Quarantine Hacks: The Gym

The following depiction shows an actual event that occurred in real life. It offers a perplex view on the mental … Continue reading Deep Thoughts…

So like…hasn’t it been like five, six years since this whole quarantine shenanigans started? No? Hm, must be ten years … Continue reading Quarantine Hacks: Family Haircuts