Quarantine Hacks: Family Haircuts

So like…hasn’t it been like five, six years since this whole quarantine shenanigans started? No? Hm, must be ten years … Continue reading Quarantine Hacks: Family Haircuts

For the Birds

Stay classy, stay safe, and, above all else, Stay grumpy. Continue reading For the Birds

So I’m not just saying this because it’s Mother’s Day and I am legally required to bow before the feet … Continue reading Happy Mother’s Day

Ah, salutations and a very howdy dowdy do dee do to each and every one of you. I know what … Continue reading Where Ya Been Grumpy Nerd Dad?!

Greetings and salutations my lovely grumps. For those of you new to my page or who just need a refresher, … Continue reading The Hobbit According To My 3 Year Old Ch 2

Chapter 8: Chill Out Woah! It has been some time since I’ve posted a survival guide post! Odd since these … Continue reading The Grumpy Nerd Dad Survival Guide: Ch. 8

Ooooooh nelly! Let me tell you, I’m an extreme introvert who would like nothing more than to never leave the … Continue reading Day Three of Quarantine

Well, the world is coming to an end again. Look, no matter if you are on the side of thinking … Continue reading Quarantined

I always knew that I’d never get along with myself. It’s not that I hate myself or think I’m unpleasant. … Continue reading The Adventures Of Princess Sparkles and Ludwig

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Ever realize that as you get older fun things no longer seem fun? Case in point: snow days! For those … Continue reading Snow Day!