Yes, I Am Still Alive

Man, I seem to be doing a lot of these kinds of posts lately. Well howdy my grumps and boy … Continue reading Yes, I Am Still Alive

BIG Changes

Yeah yeah yeah, this is one of THOSE posts where I’m serious and talk about things that aren’t funny. Y’know, … Continue reading BIG Changes

Look, I get it. A dad bod is hard to keep up!!! I mean, you gotta have those chiseled calves, … Continue reading Quarantine Hacks: The Gym

The following depiction shows an actual event that occurred in real life. It offers a perplex view on the mental … Continue reading Deep Thoughts…

So like…hasn’t it been like five, six years since this whole quarantine shenanigans started? No? Hm, must be ten years … Continue reading Quarantine Hacks: Family Haircuts

Stay classy, stay safe, and, above all else, Stay grumpy. Continue reading For the Birds

So I’m not just saying this because it’s Mother’s Day and I am legally required to bow before the feet … Continue reading Happy Mother’s Day

Ah quarantine, how you’ve really brought out our inner demons! Listen, we are all coping with this in unique ways. … Continue reading Arts and Crafts With The Grumpy Nerd Dad!

Ah, salutations and a very howdy dowdy do dee do to each and every one of you. I know what … Continue reading Where Ya Been Grumpy Nerd Dad?!

Greetings and salutations my lovely grumps. For those of you new to my page or who just need a refresher, … Continue reading The Hobbit According To My 3 Year Old Ch 2